Another night of staying up doing homework and dealing with some of the biggest assholes on earth
when someone suprises you with a picture and you actually look good
If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card
Someone please tell me what’s wrong with me
- Thermometer #1: Jesus, I'm cold...
- Thermometer #2: Holy crap dude, you're at absolute zero!
- Thermometer #1: Really?
- Thermometer #2: Damn, that's so cool! How do you feel?
- Thermometer #1: Suprisingly 0K
*listens to an acoustic performance*
ohhh so that’s what they’re saying