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this girl in my class today was writing a ton of stuff on her paper while we were taking notes and i was like “woah what are you writing did i miss something she said” and the girl laughed and was like “oh i’m not taking notes this is a list of things that annoy me”

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no dog should ever be homeless

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This is the best thing I have seen all day

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I googled world funniest joke and this was it



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Foxglove: Name three facts about your family?
Everybody in the house was born in the Philippines except for me and my sister
We speak English in the house for the most part
We never eat at the table together (do people really still do that? O_O)

Daffodil: What’s the most thoughtful present you’ve ever received?
one of my best friends actually made me a huge card that had a long ass letter with pictures of us and attractive men inside :))

Hydrangea: Starbucks order?
If I don’t feel like getting anything too sweet, I’ll just get a passion tea lemonade but usually I’ll get a hazelnut frappuccino

62, 63, 65, 68

62: What makes you happy?
my dog

63: Would you change your name?
nah, i kinda like how different and UNIQUE ;) my name is

65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
I actually have no idea

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it


so me and my siblings (theres 3 of us) were eating dinner with my dad and we were talking about dad jokes and all of a sudden my dad goes “ive only made 3 jokes in my life and theyre all sitting in front of me”

thats it

the dad joke to end all dad jokes

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