Another night of staying up doing homework and dealing with some of the biggest assholes on earth

nippletowns:

when someone suprises you with a picture and you actually look good

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(Source: dveon, via officialwhitegirls)

(Source: fouilis, via egg-rolls)

trelyon:

If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card

(via that-filipino-kid)

Someone please tell me what’s wrong with me

(Source: jordanandsons, via bl-ossomed)

iraffiruse:

The potatoes have escaped

(via sleepoutloud)

underthe-corktree:

the calendar says september but my soul says Halloween

(via surpriseskank)

foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

(via frankincense)

  • Thermometer #1: Jesus, I'm cold...
  • Thermometer #2: Holy crap dude, you're at absolute zero!
  • Thermometer #1: Really?
  • Thermometer #2: Damn, that's so cool! How do you feel?
  • Thermometer #1: Suprisingly 0K

canadianslut:

*listens to an acoustic performance*

ohhh so that’s what they’re saying

(via reason-to-smil3)